November Grapes

May it please the Barb Council,

On November 14, 2009, Joseph Foti, Isabel Munilla, and Sidharth Uberoi entered a room in the house at 201 Morgan Street, Washington, DC 20002. The room held three synthesizers, a drum machine and a now infamous bowl of grapes.

Two hours later, they walked out of the room having achieved the near impossible. From one of many articles on the subject,

"...[such] events have so low a probability of occurrence that it is necessary to use a high flux nuclear reactor to study it."

Messrs. Foti and Uberoi continue to experience a wide range of symptoms associated with exposure to such an event. Ms. Munilla has, thus far, shown no such after-effects.

In the week following the meeting, Mr. Foti worked tirelessly into the mornings of several weekdays to mold the raw material into foot-tapping, and sometimes educational, booty-shaking songs. You will recognize it as a truly Barbarian experience, 3,000 miles due east.

You, among the Council, are lucky enough to hear the product of this meeting, in the Music section of the website herein.